:S When even the chess pieces insult you, it's all downhill. :>
Move all pawns forward, alternating two and one square on their first move. Break out a knight and rook early, press forward with pawns in middle. Sacrifice them, then take out the queen. King will take knight. Pin him in place with rook.
(yes I like to play chess. haha)
@MadameEvelyn: At least the pieces aren't moving themselves yet, that would be the next step of hallucination, I'd predict :P
@The_Hankerchief: He could probably really use your advice up there :D I used to play chess with my parents when I was a kid, but never figured out or learned any real strategy for it. I'll try your weapon next time I'm in a place to do so :P
Tony you poor baby ;A; That desperate look in the first panel...
He would win if he just used the dang diamond and pearl set. With that one, you can argue for hours about which team moves first!